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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
imsobadatnicknames
otherwise-called-squidpope: “ czechs-and-holdings: “ armedandgayngerous: “ unlimited-shitpost-works: “ uh what’s going on over there guys? ” Direct Action ” Honestly, “Let’s make it so they can’t ignore fixing what needs fixing” is pretty...
unlimited-shitpost-works

uh

what’s going on over there guys?

armedandgayngerous

Direct Action

czechs-and-holdings

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Honestly, “Let’s make it so they can’t ignore fixing what needs fixing” is pretty great.

otherwise-called-squidpope

Toronto resident turns neglected pothole into a tomato garden.

Of course, once someone did something constructive with it, the city HAD to come put a stop to that.

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mousathe14
oh-the-mess-i-make: “ madamehearthwitch: “ evilkillerpoptarts: “ momo-de-avis: “ cumaeansibyl: “ a) do you really think someone would put all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece if they didn’t know all about the infinity...
cumaeansibyl

a) do you really think someone would put all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece if they didn’t know all about the infinity stones

b) I don’t see you putting all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece, what have you contributed lately besides being a dick to people for no reason

momo-de-avis

c) who gives a shit if you can’t name all the stones, you’re allowed to enjoy the shit you enjoy without some whiney ass loser quizzing you to the smallest detail

evilkillerpoptarts

I will NEVER FORGET my first convention.  A table was doing Transformers trivia and you could win a prize.  The men in front of me were asked fairly difficult questions.  

Then I rolled up.  Dressed as Thrust because buttwings, damnit.

“Oh, we’ll go easy on you,” the dude said in the most condescending, smarmy tone.  “Name one of the dinobots.”

I rattled all five off in alphabetical order, and demanded that they tell me all six Constructicons.

There were several guys at the table.  They managed five.

“You forgot Bonecrusher,” I said sweetly and walked off.  I didn’t want the prize I’d rightfully earned.  Their spluttering was all I wanted.

If you’re gonna gatekeep, I’m gonna DESTROY YOU.

madamehearthwitch

Great story BUT… You shouldn’t have to destroy them!!

You don’t have to love something in a ridiculously obsessive way that knows every tiny fucking detail for your love of it to bring you joy. If that’s how they get joy, cool, nice for them. But you don’t have to.

You can casually love a thing, cosplay as a thing, go to cons for a thing, without dissecting it into little pieces.

Women do not have to be exceptional in order to belong.

oh-the-mess-i-make

WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO BE EXCEPTIONAL IN ORDER TO BELONG

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prokopetz
prokopetz

“What are you doing?”

“I’m coming with you.”

“You are? But… I thought –”

“You thought what? You come to my tree, you wake me up, I give you my blessing, and you go on your way?”

“Honestly, yes.”

“Sounds boring. Hold on a sec – let me get my stuff together.“

“…”

“What?”

“That’s a… very large hammer.”

“Well, what did you think the whole ‘Strength of the Great Tree’ bit was about?”

“I assumed it meant some sort of mystical power.”

“Hah – close, but no. What it means is that you point me at the problem and I hit it with this hammer.”

“That doesn’t seem very maidenly.”

“Very what now?”

mousathe14
prokopetz

“Take up the Sword of Light, Brave Hero, for you alone are destined to overcome the darkness that assails our lands. You are our only hope!”

“Wait, seriously?”

“Nah, I’m just fucking with you. I’m supposed to say that to every sword-lugging meathead who comes along. You know, as a motivational thing.”

“I’ll be honest, I didn’t feel very motivated.”

“I know right? Like, all glory to the Goddess of Light and whatever, but she’s a terrible speechwriter. I told her you shouldn’t put that kind of pressure on people right up front, and she’s all blah blah, ineffable wisdom.”

“CAN WE HURRY IT UP IN THERE?”

“Whoa, is that Sherri? I haven’t seen her in like four hundred years – what’s she doing here? Is she still doing the Sacred Maiden gig?”

“Yeah. She decided to come along. I made her wait outside.”

“Good call. Literally everything in here is breakable.”

“So… what now?“

“I could give you a seemingly useless blessing that will coincidentally turn out to be exactly what’s needed in your darkest hour. The Goddess loves that shit.“

prokopetz

Since the question has come up, yes, the person waiting outside in this vignette is the Sacred Maiden of the Great Tree who first appears in this post here. As for the Goddess’ representative, I don’t have a lot of detail in mind for her, but she’s definitely some sort of three-foot-tall fairy; for best effect, try to imagine her voice as a somewhat foul-mouthed Dot Warner.

(The Sacred Maiden in the linked post is also channeling the voice of a specific Animaniacs character, incidentally. It’s not hard to guess which one!)

moirailslut

This reminds me a lot of the Oracle in Cucumber Quest!

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mousathe14
prokopetz

The true Breath of the Wild experience is 50% “hey, I wonder what’s over that hill?” and 50% “where the fuck is my horse?”.

autumnstwilight

also “it’s an hour and a half later and I still haven’t checked out the other side of that hill because I found five koroks, two shrines, an inconveniently located mushroom that I was nevertheless compelled to collect and a monster camp on the way”

anyyoshi

Also also, the feeling of not knowing where the shrine is even though the locator is going crazy

prokopetz

I once wasted over two hours repeatedly falling off a cliff before I realised that the entrance to the shrine cave was on the opposite side of the mountain range from where I was looking. The tunnel was so long that its entrance was out of sensor range of the shrine, and the wrong side of the mountain was physically closer to the shrine than the side I actually needed to enter from.

lostrites

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Originally posted by jvgsjeff

It’s a great game.

mousathe14

And yet the only thing you can set on fire here is yourself

Source: prokopetz